Special Humiliation Edition (Comedy): The Donkey (All of Us are Dead) Vs The Businessman (Train To Busan)

 

Cruelty, the word that describes two of these stupid, pathetic and outright nonsense of human beings........

Instead of giving both these pests the benefit of a "Match up", I decided to give them a more fitting scenario..... HUMILIATION!!!!

Seriously, these two are so stupid and outright featless, they both put George Hancock into the Pantheon of Heroes. Oh, I am dead Serious!!!

So, I decided to "Poke Some fun, with a special Guest at hand. Take it away Buddy!!!!"

Its Kenshiro!!!!!

Kenshiro: Thank you for having me here Grandmaster, what are these two doing here?

Grandmaster: These Two are to be executed. But, I want it to be nice, Slow, and as painful and emotionally devastating as possible!!!

Kenshiro: Ahhh yes, well, I think I can take my time with these two, but in the mean time, give me time to prepare for the "Special Finisher".

Grandmaster: Of course, well, I also got the Entree in mind


Donkey: NOOO!!!!! Please don't do this!!!

Businessman: Yes!!!! I can give yo-

Grandmaster: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The Universe suddenly shook as Grandmaster Yelled). You two have done idiotic, cruel acts in the past that caused the deaths of others, I will have none of your tricks and bribery. You two can GO TO HELL!!!!!!

"From that moment, Both the Donkey and Businessman actually went into Hell"

Donkey: Ummmmm, Oh God I am scared!!!

Businessman: Where are we???

Mizora!!!!

Mizora: Ahhh, I see we got some more playthings!!!! And I Thought Wyll was entertaining.

Donkey: Oh no!!! A Monster!!!! Don't let her Get me!!!

Businessman: Here, take thi-

Mizora: Ahahahahahhahahah, you two are such weaklings. Ok, let me put you two out of your misery

"Mizora then casts Crown of Madness, both the Donkey and Businessman suddenly fight each other"

Mizora: Mwahahahhahahah!!!!! Fight on!!!

"Eventually, The Businessman prevails after putting the Donkey on a chokehold. Killing the Donkey. However, Mizora then flies towards him and casts Disintegrate"

Mizora: Misery, Misery, that's the fate of these two..........

"In the Afterlife, Donkey and Businessman are suddenly in a completely empty space"

Donkey: What?????? what the hell is this???

Businessman: I don't know!!!! I can't think!!!

Miranda!!!

 

Miranda: You two are dead....... And soon, you two will be even more than Dead.

Hancock!!!!

Hancock: Miranda, I was just getting more Coffee and.... What do we have here???

Miranda: Two Buffoons that literally do not deserve Death. They Deserve......... The Tucker Way

Hancock: The Tucker Way? Well then, I think I can arrange that!!!

"Hancock suddenly conjures up a large Sack, and, using his telekinetic power, puts both the Businessman and The Donkey inside it. Because the Sack has a voice code, only Hancock can open it"


Donkey and Businessman: NOOO!!!! PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!

Miranda: What was that? Did I hear "YAY GIVE US MORE!!!!?"

"Miranda then, in the blink of an eye, uses her Goreshot Technique, both the Businessman and The Donkey are suddenly blown into pieces"



Hancock: hahah, neat, you can use it even though you do not have them in your sight Miranda!!!

Miranda: Perks of being Grandmaster's Left Hand :D!!!

Estrella!!!

Estrella: Hello Everyone!!!! What's going on here!!!! 

Miranda: Hancock and I killed two buffoons while they were inside Hancock's Magic Sack. 

Estrella: Oh I see, what did they do to deserve this????

"Estrella reads the list of Deeds done by both of them"


Estrella: Normally I am a cute, adorable and beautiful sweetie pie but these two? MADE ME SUPER MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Estrella then Resurrects both Donkey and Businessman, but, after a few seconds, Estrella teleports herself and the two Buffoons into her Domain"

Donkey: What??? Where am I???

Businessman: Oh I can't stand it anymore!!

Estrella: It's all fine and Dandy folks, just open this little box please :D!!!

"The Donkey goes towards the Box and opens it. As she does it....."

Donkey: Phew....

Estrella: hahahah.......... You fool!!!!

"In this moment....."

Fred the Clown!!!

Fred the Clown: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH EEEEEEEHAAWW!!!!

Estrella: Yes!!!! Give them hell Fred!!!!

Fred: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH MMEEMEMEMMEMEMEE WUWUWUWUWUW HAHAHAH!!!!!

"Fred Revs his Chainsaw and immediately chases down the Donkey and Businessman"





Estrella: Don't forget to go to the left!!!

"After being chased down for almost 4 minutes, both Donkey and Businessman reach two branching paths"




Businessman: Lets go Left!!!

Donkey: Why??? that crazy girl almost killed us with her clown!!!

Businessman: What Choice do we have??

Donkey: Fine, let's go Right.

Businessman: You know what? Maybe we should, she probably is trying to trap us somehow!!!

"Both Buffoons turn to the Right........"

Donkey and Businessman: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

"Both are eventually devoured by Estrella's Pet, the Devourer of Universes"

Estrella: I said turn to the Left you idiots, I wanted to let you guys get out of here but you two are so stupid to even listen. Good work Lenny

Lenny the Monster: Thank you Master, these two taste horrible though.

"Lenny then spits both Donkey and Businessman out, but, using his dimensional Travel saliva, both Donkey and Businessman are suddenly back on Earth"

Donkey and Businessman: We had enough of this!!!

Grandmaster: ENOUGH!!!!!!! (Universe Shook once again) You two are not going to get away from our judgement!!!!

Kenshiro: Shall we bring out the big guns????

Grandmaster: With pleasure!!!!!

Beerus: I am Wasting time here. Whis: This will be Fun!!!!

Grandmaster: Everyone!!! Let's Destroy these two Buffoons before they cause more mayhem!!!

Everyone: YOU GOT I!!!!

"Everyone..... Yep..... ANNIHILATES THE TWO BUFFOONS!!!!"

The Writer of this Blog: And now, It is time!!!!!!

The Most Powerful of all time!!!

Grandmaster: And so, my real form is here!!!

The One: Yep, That's true. You did very well concealing my true form, Avatar.

Grandmaster: Yes!!! Now, shall we showcase our combined power?

The One: Yep, let's do it!!!

"The Grandmaster and The One do a Fusion Technique and become....."







"The Invincible One"

TIO: Now!!!! Let's Put these two to rest!!!

"TIO then puts both Donkey and Businessman into a pocket dimension"

TIO: You two will suffer endless days of torment for the rest of your existence!!!!

"TIO Then creates limitless duplicates of himself"




TIO: Are you two ready!!!!!?

Donkey and Businessman: NOOOO!!!!! NOO!!!!

TIO: Yes????? Ok. With pleasure!!!!!

"The TIO Clones then start chanting "Donkey and Businessman" endlessly. Each time they say it, both Donkey and Businessman Die instantly and revert back to life, then die once more. And the cycle repeats."

This Dimension is the Endless Death Dimension after all hahahahahahha MWAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!"

TIO

 (After 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000............................................ 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Years of Chanting) Ok. Maybe we should cap this off with a few more heavy Hitters

"TIO then sends Back Donkey and Businessman back to Earth. Rewinds time so it is present day, and then puts everyone back into place"

Godzilla: GROINK!!!!!!!

Rexy: ROOOOOOAR!!!!!

Superman: This is a Job for Superman!!

Beholder: I see everything!!!!

Jawas: Ha.ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beerus: Ugh, when am I getting more Ice Cream?


Whis: When the time comes Lord Beerus. 

Galactus: Must Feed!!!!

Silver Surfer: This is logically unwise of you two buffoons

Unicron: Galactus, I demand a rematch!!!

Galactus: How about a Truce? Let's eat these two buffoons

Unicron: Actually, I accept that now.

"Both Galactus and Unicron are permanently friends"

Friends Forever!!!!!

Guts: Well then, let's get this shit out of the way!!!

Donkey and Businessman: M......U........S.........T......

TIO: What's That? You want more? Ok!!!!

"TIO Then opens a Portal"

SHIRLEY!!!!

GEORGE HANCOCK!!!! (He isn't Dead now? Ahhh)

And..........

SHIRLEY!!!! (Wait, Two Shirley's Now? hahah)

Shirley Fenette: And so, my Power can now be demonstrated!!!

Charlotte E. Yeager (Shirley): Yeah!!! My Boobs shall crush you both!!

George Hancock: But first!!!!!

"George Hancock Break Dances, Both Donkey and Businessman are asleep"

George Hancock: Well, that worked

TIO: Marvelous work everyone. But we also gotta give the Victims of these Buffoons some Retribution right?

"TIO Then brings out two Notable figures. Gyeong-Su and Seok-Woo"

Gyeong-Su

Seok-Woo

Donkey: What!!!!!? I literally killed you!!!!

Gyeong-Su: Yeah? And now......

See you in hell Bitch!!!!!!

Donkey: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SORRY FOR WHAT I DI-

TIO: Forgiveness? Begging for Forgiveness? Why should we even listen to your pleas when you literally took someone's life despite his innocence? You deserve Cruelty and Torture!!!

Donkey: .... I Hate Yo-

TIO: Hahaha!!!! That's what I needed to hear!!!

"TIO Then Telekinetically throws Gyeong-Su's Reaper Scythe towards the Donkey, Impaling her through the Head"

TIO: Now then, Gyeong-Su!!!!

"Gyeong-Su then recalls his Scythe and proceeds to float towards The Donkey and Touches her Forehead, she is now permanently "Zombified". No Brain, No Voice"

Donkey: Oooooooooooooo

Businessman: Really? I can't catch a break here



Seok-Woo: I can now give you a second Death, You Bastard!!!

Snap out of Existence Businessman!!!!

Businessman: Wow.... Look at those Gems!!!!

TIO: Hahahahahhahaha......... Sayonara

"Seok-Woo Snaps the Infinity Gauntlet and the Businessman is erased....... But then"

TIO: Woah woah, let's rewind it back a bit

"TIO Then rewinds time right before the Portal was created. Time finally Resumes after Shirely Fenette, Charlotte and George Hancock Appear"





George Hancock: Time to Break Da-

TIO: Sorry buddy, we are gonna do one more thing here

George: Ok. hahaha

TIO: You Three, Give them Hell

"Shirley Fenette then goes into Infinity Mode and delivers the Punch of Nothingness to Donkey and Businessman, Charlotte then uses her Boobs to crush them into Dust, but, since they also revive the Dead, she can spam it as many times as she wants and George Hancock did......"

TIO: Hahaahahahah This is Fun. But now, I got one more sliver of hope for you guys. Where is my little friend.....

HELLO!!!!!!

Sonic the Hedgehog: Why Hello everyone!!!

TIO: Hello Sonic, I want you to take this Ring and try to avoid this first boulder I unleash at you, if you are hit, the Ring breaks

Sonic: I see, so what does the Ring do?

TIO: I have taken the Life Essence of the Two Buffoons and socketed them into this Ring. If you break this, they both lose their Immortality (I Made them immortal the moment this blog started hahah)

Sonic: Ahhh I see, well then. I shall show them who is the Fastest Thing Alive!!!!

"Sonic then wears the Ring and is ready to Run!!!!"

TIO: Ready... Set..... GO!!!

"Eventually, the Boulder rolls towards Sonic..... Sonic Purposefully hits himself towards the Boulder, Breaking the Ring"

Sonic: Sorry, was that Important???? hahahahhah

"Donkey and Businessman, now in zombified forms due to the effects of the Ring's Breakage are now lifeless"

Kenshiro: Now!!!! I shall send you both to the depths of Hell.... 

Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru!!!!

ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT

"Kenshiro then permanently erases both Donkey and Businessman using the Muso Tensei Technique"

TIO: Hahaha!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gyeong-Su: How Fun. Thank you TIO

Seok-Woo: I am now finally at peace for the Second Time

Dad!!!!???

Su-An: Dad!!!!? Is that you?

Seok-Woo: I have returned :)

Su-An: Please, never leave me again!!!!

Seok-Woo: I promise!

Let's get out of here!!!!!

TIO: A Heartwarming Ending :D!!!

Kenshiro: Indeed. Thank you for having me here. Simoun

TIO: You are most welcome Ken. Now, It is time for my departure.

"TIO, and everyone else leave the Area via multiple Portals. Kenshiro is standing in the middle of the Area."

 Suddenly......

????: You, Are you ready..... for a Rematch???



"Kenshiro Turns around"

Kenshiro: So be it......... Akame

Grandmaster's Birthday Special:

 Akame (Akame Ga Kill) vs Kenshiro (Fist of the North Star) Definitive Edition

Who Would Win Series Returns on January 2024!!!!

 

Greetings, Welcome to a Special Announcement for my continuation of my Who Would Win Series, which is returning on January 2024!!!!!

Now, it is time for something Special :D!!!! 

Some of the Announced Combatants Will be......

Hehehehe..... Thank you......

See you in 2024!!!!!

Quick Thoughts on Rukia vs Kiryu

 

Greetings and Welcome to a Quick Thoughts Blog on the Match up between Rukia Kuchiki from Bleach vs Kiryu from the Godzilla and Toho Series.

Now, this is actually quite a interesting match up but as I researched deeper, it turns out, there really isn't much to talk about since the Rules of Bleach already paint a clear picture on who wins......

Yeah..... Rukia pretty much has this fight even before it started. Why? Well in the World of Bleach, there are spiritual beings known as Shinigami, who are literally invisible to the human eye. Since Kiryu is piloted by Akane, who is Human, she is literally in a massive disadvantage against Rukia, who is not only impossible to detect, but also impossible to target with Kiryu's Weapon Systems. I mean, as much as I love Kiryu, it ain't touching Rukia at all.

But let's take this up a notch. Let's unleash Kiryu's Elephant in the Room. Godzilla's Spirit. Will it even matter? Well it is already established that Shinigami are Spiritual Entities so yet, now Rukia's Invisibility is nullified...... and she still wins since she is also MUCH Faster. 

Despite the change, Rukia has her precision to clinch a victory over Kiryu and the Spirit of Godzilla in a easy fight. You also have to factor in the Energy Reserves for Kiryu. Using too much Power will drain it and since Rukia is gonna avoid all of it's attacks, we now have a fight of attrition. Yes, you can say Kiryu is more Durable. But Rukia's Speed is the real game changer here. Rukia is fast enough to avoid Spiritual Blasts that reach Faster than Light which is more than enough to be remained untouched. Granted, can Rukia destroy Kiryu? Well, she doesn't have to literally overpower Kiryu, she can just wait it out until it runs out of power and then she wins automatically. 

Thanks to her Shinigami Invisibility, Speed and Precision. I think Rukia has what it takes to beat Kiryu. There are other factors like the Bankai and Kiryu's Absolute Zero Cannon, but overall, Rukia simply had more advantages to net her the win.

The Winner is Rukia Kuchiki

Now, an important Update   

Thank you for reading my Series...... Yes, I actually have an announcement to make.

I simply did not have enough time to do Rukia vs Kiryu so I had to condense it into a Verdict Section. Lately, my life has been quite a nightmare as of now because of workplace related stuff and also, I am now in my Thirties, I have so much going on that my time with these blogs is getting slimmer and slimmer each day. 

Unfortunately, this is when I am gonna announce that..... I will be out of my Who Would Win Series for at least a year or two. But, I want to thank all of my Fans and Friends who have motivated me to make these blogs and I am glad I was able to make as much as I did. 



That being said, I will return to my Who Would Win Series after Two Years. But until then, I need a break and I need to focus on Personal Matters.

Farewell. And Remember.... George Hancock XD!!!!

Season 7: El Gigante (Resident Evil) vs The Guardian Ape (Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice)

 

Greetings and Welcome to another edition of my Who Would Win Series and it is going to be a Boss Battle between the El Gigante from Resident Evil vs The Guardian Ape from Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice.

This blog is actually not gonna be too long since both combatants really do not exactly have the longest resume in terms of Feats and Accomplishments. This is basically Stat Blocks all over the Board. Which means I will go into

• Stats

• X-Factors

• Weaponry
  

• Abilities

That's...... Basically It XD!!!! 

Without Further ado, let's begin.

El Gigante     

 

 

 

The El Gigante is actually a Test Subject for an Experiment done by the Cultist Group known as the "Los Iluminados". 

A Gigantic Behemoth that is Four Times the Height of a Human and Way Stronger and Way More Intimidating, this B.O.W (Bio Organic Weapon) was a Monster of Epic Proportions.

Now, that is a brief background for the El Gigante. Let's see what it can do

Stats       

 

 

 

El Gigante is a Strong Brute. Possessing Gigantic Strength, this behemoth can cause alot of Mayhem. 

 

Here are some noteworthy Feats for Strength and Durability

• Can carry large Trees and use them as clubs.

• Can grapple Leon with enough force to break bones.

• Has endured Boulder's Smashing behind his back

• Took Shotgun, Assault Rifle, TMP, Grenades and Critical Hits.

• It's Parasite (I will get into Later) can survive multiple Gunshots and Knife Strikes

Parasite (Los Plagas)            

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Los Plagas Parasite is what keeps El Gigante Alive. Infact, this also adds more Durability since it is also a extra layer of Life in a sense. However, as seen across the Resident Evil games, Parasitic organisms have a weakness to Flash Bang Grenades and, well, they are also not a fan of Knives....... Haha.

Sufficient Damage to the Parasite will not only kill it, it also removes it's control of it's host, which also kills them effectively. Then again, characters like Jill Valentine were infected but were cured thanks to specific circumstances (Though the Parasite that infected Jill is different, it still had the same function as any other Parasite)     

Weaponry     

 

 

 

 

Well, as you can see, El Gigante only used a Tree..... Large, Hard Hitting. It gets the Job Done.

Then again, it has its Arms and Feet for Crushing and Grappling. Scary indeed

It also has a Partner?     

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, this is actually a different boss fight featuring more El Gigante but yeah, Two at once? That is scary!!!!!!  And one of them is labelled "Grazed" which is interesting, considering it now wears more armor that gives it a bit more resistance to damage. 

Weaknesses    

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unfortunately, El Gigante IS VERY SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

I mean, even jogging away from it is pretty much enough to escape it. Yes, it takes long strides but the catch is that it's Attack Speed is super slow. No wonder why Leon had little trouble avoiding it's attacks, it is as slow as a Sloth.

 

 

Added that this guy is also very easy to defeat once you realize, it is predictable and very basic with it's attacks. It also lacks any notable abilities to compensate for it's sluggish movement.

 

 

Finally, as mentioned before, once you kill the Parasite, El Gigante is dead Permanently. Oooof

 

 

Still, El Gigante is a memorable Boss with Tremendous Strength and a Cool Design :D!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 The Guardian Ape    

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Guardian Ape is one of the Bosses in Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice.

 

 

An Immortal Being, the Ape actually lived a Peaceful life with it's Mate. Unfortunately, while the Ape lived longer, his mate sadly passed onto the Afterlife. Thus, this Lonely Ape decided to Guard a little Flower known as "The Lotus of the Palace" because it's Aroma would attract a New Mate.

 

 

Unfortunately, those plans were cut Short (No Pun Intended) by Legendary Shinobi Warrior Sekiro, who killed the Guardian Ape and the rest was history........... haha......

 

 

 

 

Not really, The Ape actually was defeated but not fully killed, you see, it eventually met Sekiro one last time before his descent into Mibu Village (Ashina's Depths). Despite it's new Mate coming over after a howling call, The Ape still lost against Sekiro and was finally put down thanks to his Mortal Blade. 

 

 

 

The Legendary Ape finally moved into the Afterlife with his newfound mate............ How Tragic.....

 

 

 

 

 

That is a basic but generalized background for the Guardian Ape. Let's look at what Donkey Kong's Cousin is capable of.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Stats  

 

 

The Ape is actually very versatile in terms of Stats. Strong, Fast and Surprisingly Durable. It has Feats across all Categories. Let's take a look.

• Strong enough to swipe away Thin Trees with a backhand

• Threw.................It's own Feces at Sekiro at High Speeds............ Hmmmmmm XD!!!!

• Can grapple Sekiro and slam him to the Ground with enough force to break bones.
  

• Can jump across 20-30ft across in a single bound.

• Can pummel it's fists and slam the ground with comparable speed to Sekiro's Sword Strikes, Who Can block bullets.

• Endured Firebased Attacks such as The Flame Vent, which can burn with greater efficiency when Oil is applied.

• Did tank alot of Sekiro's Sword Strikes, the same strikes that can cause posture damage to the likes of The Armored Warrior and The Chained Ogre.

 

 

 

 

 

Parasite    

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Centipedes in Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice are actually Parasitic entities that grant "Immortality" to their hosts. Infact, the only real way to permanently kill them is to use the Mortal Blade. This pretty much cements the host as Unkillable, so long as they do not experience the Mortal Blade up close and personal.

 

 

Which is also another factor to consider for the Ape since...... 

 

 

 

 

Yep, The Ape now can still do a Second Wind when it is Headless. Now renamed "Headless Ape". Such a Horror to behold!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Weaponry   

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Ape actually only used one Weapon. However, it is gruesome in a sense that this is the same No Dachi (Long Katana) that was pierced through it's Throat. When Sekiro Decapitated the Ape, it became Headless and now is able to wield the No Dachi on one hand and holds it's severed head in  the other for sight. 

 

 

Obviously, this blade is sharp and deadly. At the hands of the Ape, the force behind it's strikes are astronomical. Almost to the point of being unblockable if not timed properly with the deflection system of the game.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Abilities     

 

 

The Scream

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Ape actually has Three main Abilities. However, Two of them are completely exclusive to it's Original Phase when it still was "A Head of the Game" XD!!!!!

 

 

 

Phase 1           

 

 

• A Fart...... No Seriously, the Ape Farts on Sekiro's Face if he is behind it. It causes no damage but it emits a Poisonous Cloud that if Sekiro stays for too long, he will be "Poisoned".

• And...... The Poop Throw....... Yep. Had to mention it again. It is thrown at High Speeds and has the Force Comparable to a Speeding Car................ Hahahahhahahahah!!!

The Poop Throw....... Let's Move on XD!!!

Phase 2          

 

     

 

 

It wants more "Scream Time" XD!!!

 

The Final Phase with the Ape possesses one of the most dangerous abilities in the Game. It puts its head back to it's neck for a few seconds and emits a Roar. However, this is not just any roar, when this Roar is triggered, Sekiro must escape from it's vicinity, otherwise, if he stayed for too long, he will suffer from Terror Build up. If the Terror Meter is full, Sekiro will die from sheer "Terror" XD!!!!! But yes, it means that it is highly effective against foes who feel fear.

Awwwwww.... Check this out!!!          

A Lovely Couple!!!! XD!!!

 Yep. The Ape actually had a Third Round Against Sekiro later in the game, but at one point, it called for it's New Mate to give a helping hand. Unfortunately, just like before, The Ape and now it's Mate were defeated..... Which means......

Weaknesses    

Despite it's Versatile and Mobile Moveset and capabilities, the Ape is actually pretty easy to take down once you pinpoint it's weaknesses.

Firstly, it lacks solid Defenses against Strong attacks. This is especially scary when a Sword swing from Sekiro can chip about 3% of it's Health and even cause posture Damage. Two birds in one stone.

Posture is another problem, if the Ape's Posture Meter is full, it becomes susceptible to a Deathblow, which can finish him..... At least it is immortal though, so when it goes Headless, it now has a Second Wind right? Yeah but....

If anyone has something that nullifies Immortality, then the Ape's Chances go downhill from that point. If you can take away it's immortality by killing the Parasitic Centipede, you pretty much permanently killed him effectively.

Another flaw for the Ape is that it is vulnerable to Firecrackers and Fire based attacks. Firecrackers will stun it for a brief moment while Flame attacks with do serious damage when at point blank range. Also can stun the Ape for a moment.

Still, The Guardian Ape is cool, Funny, Scary, full of personality and finally had it's moment with it's Mate in the Afterlife for Eternity :D!!! 

            

(Excuse me for the Sarcastic Joke XD!!!)                          

Summary      

El Gigante                      

 

    

 

 

            

Advantages       

• Stronger Physically

• More Durable

• Two El Gigante vs The Guardian Ape and It's Mate means it is more Strength and Durability in a 2v2 fight

• Stronger Grappling Technique

Disadvantages          

• Much Slower

• Despite it's Power, El Gigante simply has no way to bypass the Guardian Ape's Immortality

• Can pretty much Die from the Ape's Scream

• Two Apes vs Two El Gigante Adds more Speed and Mobility for the Apes 

The Guardian Ape          

                 

       

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Advantages                               

• Much Faster

• Immortal

• Scream literally one shots the El Gigante

• 2v2 with it's Mate adds more Mobility and Speed

Disadvantages            

• Weaker Physically

• Not Quite as Durable

• It's Grappling Techniques do not have the same Crushing Pressure as the El Gigante

• 2v2 With it's Mate cannot compare in terms of Strength and Durability

The Verdict                     

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In a Rather interesting match up. El Gigante vs The Guardian Ape did bring alot of factors into the table. However, this ends up being a massive stomp once you realize, one is killable by all means and the other can only be killed by specific circumstances. In this case, The Guardian Ape "Cannot Lose" This fight.

 

 

 

 

While Stats actually do not really matter here since we already established the Immortality Factor, No matter how Powerful the El Gigante is, if it cannot permanently kill the Guardian Ape, it pretty much is kicking a Dead Horse. On the flip side, the fact that the Ape has Much greater Speed also gives it an advantage against El Gigante. So really, this is looking grim for El Gigante but it gets worse.

 

 

 

 

But, let's assume that El Gigante will Decapitate The Ape with a bit of Luck. Let's Assume he does use the Blade to remove it's head. Well......

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yep. Phase 2 suddenly comes by and now we have the Ape with a Sword that can slice up El Gigante. If Leon's Knife can cause damage against El Gigante, I have no doubt that the Guardian Ape's Sword would be astronomical against El Gigante. But the real deal here is that the Ape has it's Scream that solidifies it's claim to victory.

 

 

The Finisher

Since El Gigante would be too slow to escape the Scream, it would suffer from Terror Buildup and then finally die the moment it felt "Fear". Oooof.

But then, 2v2? Two El Gigantes vs 2 Apes? Nahhhh, Not much different. Again, the Scream alone pretty much one shots both at once since again, Too Slow and Terror Build up. The Ape's Mate is also too quick for both El Gigante's to Catch anyway. Even if you remove her out of the fight, both El Gigante's against the Lone Headless Ape still cannot kill the Ape permanently since it is immortal and both have no way to nullify it's immortality.

Looks like this Fight is just a mismatch. Trust me. "Evil Certainly Died Twice" XD!!!!

The Winner is the Guardian Ape (And it's Mate)

Next Time on Who Would Win........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Vs........

 

 

 

Rukia Kuchiki (Bleach) vs Kiryu (Godzilla and Toho Series)