Special Edition (Comedy): Shirley Fenette (Code Geass) vs George Hancock (Dead Rising)

 

Greetings and Welcome to another Special Edition Comedy Blog of my Who Would Win Series and it is going to be Shirley Fenette from Code Geass vs George Hancock from Dead Rising.

I will go into the Feats, Weapons and Weaknesses and finally, which of these two Universal Level Beings will ultimately win the cataclysmic battle of epic proportions.

So, without further ado, let's see who will be the Ultimate Godlike Entity!!!!!

Shirley Fenette (Spoiler Free)

 

 

Shirley Fenette is a student of Ashord Academy and one of the members of the Student Council. Shirley has one of the most interesting stories in the world of Code Geass, since she is the girlfriend of Lelouch Lamperouge, is friends with the Council President Millie and a crazy nerdy girl named Nina and of course, the awesome, badass bike rider Rivalz :D!!!!....... (Slow Claps)

 

School life aside, Shirley is, well, just a girl who is in the middle of a war between Britannia and Japan, which is now renamed "Area 11". 

 

Long Story Short, Shirley's life completely changed for the worst after her father died at the Battle of Narita, and she attempted to avenge his death by assassinating the leader of the Black Knights known as "Zero"

 

 

Zero

Eventually, Shirley did not succeed in assassinating Zero, despite some assistance from Viletta Nu, who actually believes that Lelouch might be responsible for the death of Shirley's Father.

What happens next turns into chaos. Shirley experiences a very intense turn of events such as getting kidnapped by a psychotic Geass User named Mao, getting her memory wiped, only to regain it again after over a year...... Yeah, Shirley's time in Code Geass is full of depression, curiosity and even love.

That is a Spoiler Free Background of Shirley Fenette. Now, let's see what she is capable of.

Overall Stats

 

 

What's so funny?

Out of everyone I analyzed for my Who Would Win Series, Shirley Fenette is hands down, the single most feat less combatant I ever researched to date. Unfortunately, she is basically exactly human level in everything. 

What is hilariously interesting however is Shirley did do at least one Feat, which I will bring up very soon. But, for the sake of being fair, I will first get into Shirley's main method of combat..... And trust me, this is going to be a very short segment XD!!!

The Ultimate Handgun

Do you feel lucky?

This legendary handgun is so powerful, it basically can kill anything. Ahhhhh, looks like Shirley has a chance here :D!!

The Handgun may use 9mm rounds with ammo, but Shirley has a magic trick that literally makes the bullets penetrate not just the physical body of her opponent, but even the souls and inner energy. Meaning, the bullets are pretty much unstoppable and extremely dangerous.

Oh, and while we are on the subject, The Handgun is able to shoot at Speeds that even the Flash cannot keep up with. Basically, once Shirley uses this gun, you are literally dead..... How awesome!!!!!

Feats

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shirley Fenette may be human, but, here are some really interesting feats that make her.... impressive ;)

 

• Has officially, and cleanly, shot Viletta Nu. This would have killed her but, since plot armor was a factor, Viletta still lived

• One of the very few students of Ashford Academy that knew about Zero's True Identity

• Is worthy of wielding Mjolnir, Thor's Magical Hammer

• Has traveled through time by simply going back to her own memories 

• Assisted Sheamus from WWE escape the cage and retain the WWE Championship at Money in the Bank 2010 by giving him Galaxy wide guidance using her mind telepathy. It also explains how Sheamus made a massive comeback XD!!!

• Helped The Grandmaster reach 100 Views for his Kallen Kozuki vs Gertrud Barkhorn blog after a week!!!
  

• Is able to put Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse to shame with her amazing toon force

• Survived the Infinity Gauntlet's Snap. Heck, when Thanos actually snapped to wipe out everyone in existence, Shirley still survived. Oh, and Shirley eventually killed Thanos and now has the Gauntlet to herself

• Is able to assassinate Kane, the Leader of The Brotherhood of Nod

• Is the current master of Hokuto Shin Ken, the Deadliest Martial Art in Fiction. She also got trained by Kenshiro :D!!!!

• Defeated Light Yagami from Death Note by simply resisting Death and phasing through the Story just to mind hack him into oblivion. Now, Light is nothing more than Darkness XD!!!

• Defeated the Warhammer Chaos Gods with her Magic Tricks such as the Blink

• Has a Stand Named "Shirley" which can do literally anything Shirley wants XD!!!!

• Has helped Simon the Digger defeat the Anti-Spiral

• Won 18 Academy Awards for Best God in fiction 18 years in a row

• Has spoken to Hancock about how adorable he is despite being Lelouch's Love Interest.....

 

 

 

Hey Hancock!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hancock: Hah!!!! I never knew Shirley said that to me at all

 

Grandmaster: Ummm........

 

Hancock: Hey Shirley!!!! Before you go into the Arena, I wanted to ask, if you come out of this alive, will you be my date for the week?

 

Shirley: Ummmmmmmmm What?

 

 

It's Miranda!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Miranda: Hey Grandmaster and Hancock. It's been a while since I appeared right?

 

Grandmaster: Miranda!!!!!! May I ask, is Hancock getting a bit overly obsessed with Shirley?  

Miranda: Wait, Shirley did say to Hancock that he is adorable. That did the trick

Grandmaster: That...... was not the Hancock I was talking about....

Miranda: Let me look at the Feat list and Camera

(Miranda looks at the Feats for Shirley and watches the Camera afterwards. Turns out, Hancock was actually NOT!!! The guy Shirley spoke to)

 

Miranda: Ahhhhh, that was not Hancock at all... That was......

THE COOKIE MONSTER!!!!!

Cookie Monster: Arrrrrrghhhhh!!!!! Me want Cookie!!!! I want Cookie!!!!!!!

Shirley: Ahhhh there you are!!!!! (Shirley comes up to Cookie Monster and gives him a huge hug, much to the disappointment of Hancock)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hancock: Well there goes my hopes :(

 

Miranda: Do not give up Hancock, you'll get someone :D!!!

 

Grandmaster: So, if the Cookie Monster was the one Shirley met, how come it said "Has spoken to Hancock about how adorable he is despite being Lelouch's Love Interest....."?

 

Miranda: It appears that the Cookie Monster's Disguise as Hancock was the reason behind it. Remember Larry?

 

Grandmaster: Ahhhhh I see

 

Cookie Monster: Me think Orange Hair Girl is beautiful. I will give her Cookies :D!!!!

 

Shirley: Aren't you a sweet one (Kisses Cookie Monster on the Cheek and walks away)

 

Cookie Monster: Goodbye!!!! I hope you win this match up so you can have all the Cookies you want :D!!!

 

Grandmaster: Well, that's a wrap :D!!!! 

 

 

 

 

 

Weaknesses 

  

 

 

 

 

Well, as you would have known by now, Shirley is just a human. While her Handgun is the saving grace of her already hilariously weak capabilities. Let's just say Shirley is also very inexperienced, unskilled, untrained and above all, just a girl next door who, has limited skills to begin with.

 Also, Shirley's canon material is just very limited. Comedy Shenanigans aside, the Handgun is just a basic pistol that did jack all in Code Geass aside from wounding Viletta. It can kill yes but that is the only feat Shirley has that is noteworthy.

 

To be honest, Shirley may be an amazing character but she is the perfect example that sometimes, even the most well written characters in fiction are not great fighters.

 

 Overall though, Shirley Fenette is, again, a great character, is charming, funny and a loyal lover to Lelouch, even though he can be pretty funny at times.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

George Hancock

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In the world of Dead Rising Watchtower and Endgame, the Military led by General Lyons was revealed to be using "Poor Quality Zombrex" to cause another outbreak. Turns out, Chase Carter found out about this incident and was in a Cat and Mouse chase that would ultimately determine the fate of the world against the Zombie Apocalypse.

 

At one point in time, Chase Carter was joined by a group of comrades, one of them is Whistleblower "George Hancock". Together, they embarked on an Epic Quest to rescue Jordan, who is Chase's sidekick :D!!!

 

 

 

During this ordeal, George Hancock turned evil and ended up taking "Immortality" with him, which of course was sooooooo overpowered that he cannot die....... Until......

 

 

 

Looks like something from the Godfather XD!!!

 

 

Yeah..... Some immortal XD!!!!

 

 

 

That is the background of George Hancock. Now, let's see what this Godlike entity can do.....

 

 

 

 Physical Stats

 

You again!!! What the hell is going on here?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well....... George Hancock is quite literally, one of the most featless characters in fiction... Like, what can he really do is human level in all regards XD!!!!

 

You know, George Hancock does have notable moments, though in terms of an actual rundown, it is not going to be very long XD!!!! Here are the Weapons Hancock can use 

 

 

 Weaponry

A Wrench...... A Planet Busting Tool.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wrench: Hancock can use a Wrench........... It is so powerful it can knock back Galactus with a Single Strike. Even at one time managed to overpower Superman's Most powerful attacks with just one Swing. Oooooh, This "Wrench" is nothing to sneeze at after all :D!!!!

 

 

 

Handgun: The only ranged weapon used by Hancock, this Handgun can shoot out Infinite times the Speed of Light that even the Flash cannot even hope to keep up with. It is so powerful, it can cause infinite Deaths with a Single bullet

 

The Toon Force Created Handgun

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The...... What is this?????

A "Buzzsaw Spear"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ummmmmm, this is a...... Buzzsaw Spear??????? Regardless, it is a pretty impressive weapon that can be used to slice and stab. It is quite scary once you realize, this is the same weapon that pierced through Adamantium, Kryptonians, The Gurren Lagann, Warhammer Materials, Toon Force Barriers..... Yeah, Legendary :D!!!!!

Ahhh its the Gorgeous Miranda!!

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Miranda: This Buzzsaw Spear actually is noteworthy in that it can also be ideal to lift up opponents. It functions exactly like a pitchfork in a sense, with a buzzsaw guard.

 

Grandmaster: Pretty Much XD!!!! It is quite a versatile weapon

 

George Hancock: That's right!!!!!! This Spear is my own!!!!!

 

Grandmaster: Ummmm, George Hancock-

 

(The Moment Grandmaster spoke "George Hancock", George falls to the floor and died instantly)

 

 Miranda: What!!!!!???? What the hell happened here????

 

Grandmaster: I don't know I only said George Hancock

 

Miranda: Ahhh that's right, when you say his name, he dies instantly

 

 

It's Estrella!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Estrella: What's this? A Dead Person? Let me revive him!!!!

 

(Estrella uses her Resurrection Magic and brings George Hancock back to life. However, Estrella also replaced George Hancock's Body with......) 

 

It's Super Hancock!!!!!!

 

 

Super Hancock: OOOOOH YEAH!!!! NOW I AM BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!!!!!!!!

 

Grandmaster: Estrella!!!! What have you done????

 

Estrella: Oops. I did not mean to do that, oh well, here's hoping things will stop!!!

 

(Estrella teleports away while Super Hancock is headed for the Arena)

 

Grandmaster: Well Miranda, looks like we have to go for our back up plan. 

 

   

Miranda: With Pleasure Grandmaster 

(Miranda heads into the "Special Room")

 

 

Grandmaster: In the meantime. Let's finish George Hancock's Info off :D!!!

Feats and Accomplishments for George Hancock

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A highly decorated and Powerful God. George Hancock is that. A god!!!! Here is a list of notable moments for the God of......... "What?" XD!!!!

 

 

• Has officially and cleanly did nothing...... And yet he alone was the reason why the world was a better place

• Defeated Superman 40 out of 40 times

• Assassinated Ryuk by phasing through Death Note's Story Arc and simply stab him with the Buzzsaw Spear

• Managed to overpower Doomsday's immortality by, I kid you not, "Dancing too much that Doomsday died from boredom.... Permanently"

• Has defeated Naruto Uzumaki by shattering his Chakra reserves by doing nothing
  

• Able to become Dr Manhattan for Eternity... Until he gave up because it was too boring for him

• Had One for All for almost two seconds until Deku took it back

• Helped Lelouch assassinate Kane by disguising himself as Seth

• Helped Goku and Vegeta contain Beerus' level of power by Dancing

• Has actually saved Beerus from Sailor Galaxia in the Death Battle by, again, doing nothing

• Is best friends with Ibara from Akame Ga Kill

• Defeated the Flash 40 out of 40 times. All of which is when Flash was at his absolute best

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weaknesses

 

 

George Hancock!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, in terms of canon feats, George Hancock IS ALMOST FEATLESS!!!!! 

 

Really, Hancock has done maybe 3 notable feats but that's about it. He is literally human level in all regards, which is why Physical Stats was completely out of the rundown to begin with.

 

It also doesn't help that Hancock can instantly die when he hears his own name. And if the opponent is using a pistol, it is the showstopping moment that literally kills Hancock the moment his name is spoken..... Yeah. Not a good idea to reveal your name to anyone Hancock XD!!!!

 

 

Overall though, George Hancock is, well, a regular guy with a very memorable story........ because he did nothing..... :D!!!!

 

 

 

 

 Summary

 

 Shirley Fenette

 

 

 

 

 

 

Advantages     

 

• With her Pistol, Shirley is pretty much winning this fight the moment it starts, assuming she knows about George Hancock's Name beforehand. Still, she actually has more experience with a pistol than Hancock, who only used it for a few seconds

• Has counters to all of Super Hancock's capabilities..... Miranda!!!! NOW!!!!! SHOW US SHIRLEY'S REAL FORM!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ahhhh yeah!!!! That's more I like it :D!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Disadvantages

• Canonically, no melee weapons

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

George Hancock

 

  

Advantages

 

 

• More Melee Weapons

Disadvantages

 

• Despite having a pistol, the fact that George Hancock literally dies instantly the moment his name is yelled out from Shirley, means that he cannot do anything to Shirley once the fight starts. It doesn't matter about Non Canon Shenanigans, if Shirley says his name, the fight is over. Shirley also has a pistol of her own anyway so the range factor is even at best

• All of his Godlike capabilities are completely nullified by Shirley's Capabilities. I mean...... this is laughable XD!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Verdict

 

 

 

In another joke Blog, Shirley vs George Hancock has been a very hilarious experience for me to research. I decided to simply go all out with the jokes and while I do admit, this is a match up that is not very noteworthy since neither Shirley nor Hancock did any notable feats, I just think it is a funny idea to do two featless characters duking it out.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, this match up, despite everything I did for both sides, is a huge landslide for Shirley Fenette. The reason being is because she has far more abilities and hax such as Telepathy, which also helps that if Shirley knew about George Hancock's Name beforehand, she could say his name and wala, the fight is over...... Yeah, Even Non Canon stuff aside, George Hancock still is not winning this fight since he is bringing a Melee weapon against a Pistol........ Yeah, Shirley is going to be untouched here

 

 

While Hancock did use a Pistol of his own, bare in mind he only used it for a few seconds. Shirley on the other hand had an entire scene in Code Geass dedicated to her using the pistol. Which speaks about Experience. So really, Shirley outmatches George Hancock both Canonically and Non Canonically.

 

 

 

 

In short, Shirley is too Powerful, Too Adorable, Too Well Written and Too Hilarious.

 

 

Looks like "Shirley just gave him a Han Cock................." XD!!!! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Winner is Shirley Fenette

 

 

 

 

 

 

And now, The Season 6 Premiere Match up!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vs......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Leon Scott Kennedy (Resident Evil) vs Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

 

Special Edition : Akame (Akame Ga Kill) vs Nozomi Kaminashi (Keijo)

 

 

Greetings and Welcome to another Special Edition blog when this time, I will do a different scenario when I do a stipulation styled match up that involves rules and specific factors.

 

 

Akame from Akame Ga Kill vs Nozomi Kaminashi from Keijo!

 

 

This blog is simple. No Murasame for Akame, No Killing Intents and Purposes, just a good sexy, Keijo Match of Epic Proportions.

 

 

So, without further ado, let's get this started!!!

 

 

 

 

The Rules of Keijo!

 

I like big Butts and I cannot lie!!!! XD!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Keijo is a Water Sport with one of the most bizarre but hilarious rules in "Sports Entertainment"

 

Contestants are to enter a platform in the middle of a pool and, in order to win, they must defeat their opponents. But here is the catch, they can only use their "Boobs and Butts" in order to push them out via Ring out or a straight up Knock out....... Oh I am serious XD!!!!!!

 

Funny enough, despite it's silly concept, the Sport is very popular. It even inspired a Portugese Group that attempted to replicate the Sport, with safety liberties and no abilities..... Oh yes, Abilities do happen in Keijo. So, let's look at the abilities of both Akame and Nozomi that are relevant to Keijo

 

 

 

Akame

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A highly skilled assassin, or should I say in this case "Ass Assin" XD!!!! Akame is actually an extremely well trained combatant. Though, to be clear, she has never quite have the resume of knocking out her opponents using her Boobs or Butt, infact, Akame is more known for one major factor in this fight: Stats       

 

You would think this is actually a handicap for Akame, but no, Stats actually do matter in Keijo. You see, the more Durable you are, the less likely your getting forced out of the Ring and even get knocked down. So Akame's Feats for Durability include......

 

 

• Took a Punch from Wave's Grand Chariot, which sent her crashing against multiple trees. Akame only was briefly hurt and came back kicking ass :D!!!!

• Took a Kick from Esdeath, who can literally split a human skull with just a flick of her kick. Though Akame took a full on kick from Esdeath, meaning her skull is far thicker than a normal human being. Oh, and Akame even fell over 30ft to the ground with an impact force comparable to that of a wrecking ball

• Smacked in the head by Leone after comparing her weight difference. Leone can break through Steel Doors and Walls with a regular punch. A Smack may not sound impressive, but Leone did smack Akame pretty hard that caused a huge lump on her head

 

 

Well, serves Akame right for calling Leone "Fat" XD!!!

 

•  When in her Little War Horn State, Akame's Durability reaches greater heights, able to match Esdeath's Power for a moment. 

So that's a General Rundown for Akame's Durability. What about Strength and Speed? Well, here is some very cool tricks by the adorable "Ass Sassin"

Speed

 

• Casually, even effortlessly dodges bullets

 

• Casually reacts to Massively Hyper sonic to Lightning level attacks

 

• Parries Esdeath's attacks. Esdeath is lighting level in terms of speed and has decapitated three danger beasts in nanoseconds

• Has sliced 3 guys in nanoseconds

• Reacted  to Bols's flamethrower. Even Akame dodged the flamethrower at point blank range

• Sliced a group of Dr Stylish's cronies in seconds. 

• Was in point blank range of Toby's mouth gun. Not only did Akame dodge it, she eventually destroyed Toby in the process due to having superior reflexes. Toby's body is armed with weapons

• Avoided Esdeath's lightning, which are actually faster than regular lightning. (Manga)

 

•  Is so fast in combat she creates after images. 

 

• Was chased by Wave and ran around The Capital, which is 200,000 squared kilometers, giving it a radius of 252 kilometers. Akame ran the majority of that distance in a short time span. (Manga)

 

• Can jump very far and high distances

 

• Blocked Ibara's attacks. Ibara attacks with elastic body parts and even uses his stomach to create tendrils.

 

 

 

 

 Strength

 

• Kicked Headhunter Zanku that forced him to move backwards a couple of feet away 

 

• Parries attacks from Zanku, Esdeath and Wave. Wave is strong enough to crack Tatsumi's Incursio 1 armor, which no sold a blast that destroyed multiple mountain plateaus.

 

• Has destroyed Zanku's weapons

 

• Can cut through pillars easily

 

• With a training sword, she has overpowered Tatsumi in a sparring contest.

 

• Punched through an augmented soldier's face and helmet 

 

• Can cut through Esdeath's Ice while under the effects of the Perfector Pill (Manga)

 

• In the anime, Akame can cut through Esdeath's ice without the use of the Perfector Pill

As you can see, Akame's Stats are very good in that regard. In terms of Skills, well, Akame is one of the deadliest assassins in the world. Though again, she will not be given Murasame for this fight since Keijo never allows Weapons to the table. So that means, no One Cut Kills. Akame is using only her Boobs and Butt :D!!! 

 

 

Now, onto Nozomi Kaminashi.

 

Cannot wait to show the world my boobs and butt!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In terms of overall capabilities, Nozomi has a very, very interesting set of Power and Skills. For the sake of this match up. I will do a composite version of Keijo to demonstrate Nozomi's capabilities. Here is a Rundown of Physical Capabilities for the Sexy Keijo Champion.

 

• Can pretty much knock down multiple Keijo Players in a few hits using, well, her boobs and butt

 

• Her "Butt Cannon" is comparable with a speeding car's force. That's right, Nozomi's Butt Cannon can break your bones!!!!!!

• Can be comparable to the likes of Miyata Sayaka, who's Butt Gatling is, well.......
  

 

ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!!!!!!!!!......... Oh dear... Imagine Star Platinum doing this XD!

 

 

 

 

 

 Ok, ummmmmm, Butt Gatling is something to consider here because it's force is powerful enough to actually, I kid you not, knock you out in just 3 seconds........ Even kill you if your taking too much Butt Power..... Seriously, why is it that having Butt attacks are becoming more dangerous than firearms????? XD!!!!!

 

•  In her "Super Form", Nozomi's Strength surpassed Maya, who at one point, pushed her back with, I assume is a Fart......... Ok, Time out for Strength. We know that Nozomi's Butt and Boobs are more powerful than a Car XD!!!!!

 

 

 

 

• Speed wise, oh my goodness, Nozomi can react to Faster than the Eye can Track Speeds from the likes of Maya, Miyata, Hanabi and Kotone. Kotone in particular can use her butt to summon a demonic entity known as "Cerberus" which also tracks down her opponent....... Damn is this getting out of control XD!!!!

• Can do this........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yep. That's right, a hyper sonic time span ability finishing off with a Butt Attack........ The fact that this attack generated heat means that Nozomi's Butt is fast enough to break the sound barrier and even generate very high levels of energy in the process. 

 

 

 

• Durability wise, Nozomi pretty much can scale to her own Strength Feats. One time, she can do a "Meteor Hip" move that did this....

 

 

 

 

 Yes....... THIS CAUSED AN EXPLOSION!!!!!! Though technically, it was only a cinematic effect but still, Meteor Hip really is something worth talking about, considering Nozomi not only can generate this amount of force, she is durable enough to actually take it :D!!!!!!!

• Took a blast from Shirayuki that sent her across a waterbed.
  

 

 

 

 

Ok, time out for Stats. This is getting far too extreme XD!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Abilities

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now for Abilities. Nozomi is a versatile Keijo Player so here is the General Rundown of her Abilities that make her a formidable opponent

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Butt Cannon: As mentioned before, Butt Cannon is an Ability that Nozomi uses for greater range. The technique requires alot of athleticism and timing in order to be pulled off. But, once perfected, it can cause serious power :D!!!! It can also push back multiple opponents at once due to it's momentum

 

 

 

 

 

Butt Cannon

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meteor Hip: Well........ this move is already discussed but, it literally generates so much force, it is an instant knock out move that finishes a Keijo Match with "Explosive" Results.

 

 

Meteor Hip. Once more

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vacuum Butt Cannon: The signature move of Nozomi and her most powerful ability yet. The Vacuum Butt Cannon is actually a Stronger version of the Standard Butt Cannon. Though this time, Nozomi's Butt can generate even more force.... At the cost of risking permanent Hip Damage if not Mastered properly. However, Nozomi eventually mastered the technique so it is now a null Weakness :D!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vacuum Butt Cannon

 

 

 

 

 

 

BTB Attack: Used as a last resort, Nozomi used her boobs to hold back her opponent in place. While effective, it prevents Nozomi from moving freely.

 

 

BTB Attack

Vibe Ring Hip: Well, I think this is gonna sound silly, but this is a technique that allows Nozomi to shake her butt at high speeds and generate vibrations............ This analysis of the technique is over XD!!!!

Vibe Ring Hip used on Kotone

 

 

 

Neck Killer: Ummmmmmmmmmmmm........ This is basically another version of the Vibe Ring Hip Though this time, Nozomi targets the opponents chest and the sensation caused their "Nipples" to feel like they fall off, forcing the victim to the ground... A Stun attack....... Damn is Keijo more dangerous than I anticipated XD!!!!

 

 

 

Neck Killer applied to Miyata

 

  

 

 

Butt Hurricane: A whirlwind of sexiness, this technique allows Nozomi to do a spin jab. Even if she misses the first time, she can actually retaliate with a second attack. While useful, it does have a weakness in that a Pivot on One Leg exposes a opening to cancel this technique entirely. Useful but risky

 

 

 

 

Butt Flash: Essentially a Jab attack. Nozomi's Butt becomes a focused end that delivers penetrating force and can be used in rapid succession. Just like 100 crack fist from Kenshiro and the Stand Rush from Star Platnium and Dio Brando's The World XD!!!!!! Only, a sexier version....... XD!!!

 

 

 

 

Butt Flash

 

Rising Dragon Beast: Well this is basically an uppercut with the use of Boobs......... Moving on XD!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shoryuken!!!!!

 

 

 

 

UFO: A defensive ability, Nozomi spins around with such speed, she literally is difficult to attack. Though there are openings to exploit while she uses it, this ability is ideal for blocking multiple attacks. 

 

 

UFO

 

Berserk Mode

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Ultimate Trump Card on Nozomi's "Assenal" and one that really delivers the wow factor. This Berserk Mode is that, A Berserker State. Originally used thanks to Hanabi transferring her "Boob Soul", Hanabi managed to restore Nozomi to full power and eventually turned her into a Berserker.

 

 

This form literally puts Nozomi's Stats by up to Eleven, and, literally makes her one of the best Keijo players in the world due to her immense power.

 

 

This state also improves Meteor Hip, Butt Flash and Rising Dragon Beast by increasing Attack Potency and Force. But, it also has.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, the All-Out Vacuum Butt Cannon. An ability that not only generates almost 40 times more power output than the standard Butt Cannon, it also has a nice trick. You see, even if Nozomi's First Strike is deflected, she can generate her remaining Strength into her Nipple for another shot. This actually does get harder for her opponent to overpower Nozomi because now she is using her upper body Strength and Weight for greater force that instantly knocks the opponent off. Very powerful indeed.

 

 

 

Overall, this is a general rundown of both Akame and Nozomi's Capabilities. :Let's see the overall Summary of the match up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Akame

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Advantages

 

 

• Is vastly superior in terms of Raw Stats.

• Believe it or not, Akame's Combat Training actually can be a huge advantage over Nozomi considering that "Targeting Weak Points" is a mindset that can carry over to Keijo Rules.

• Despite not having Murasame, Akame's Athleticism is fully capable of handling Nozomi's versatile Move Set. 

• Because Akame jumps at very high distances, Nozomi's Abilities are pretty much nulled to the point that once Akame lands, she can perfectly time her strike, or even land safely on the platform
  

 

 

Disadvantages

 

 

 

• Not as Versatile with her Butt and Boobs

• Not as Experienced in terms of Keijo Rules.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nozomi Kaminashi

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Advantages

 

 

 

• More Versatile Moveset 

• More Experienced in terms of Keijo Rules

 

 

 

Disadvantages

 

 

• Is pretty much outclassed in terms of Stats 

• While Nozomi is more experienced in Keijo, Akame's Combat Training does actually counter this advantage since her mindset with "Targeting Weak Spots" is a valuable trait that can carry over into Keijo Rules.

• Is, I kid you not, not as athletic as Akame.      

• Cannot exactly do anything to Akame once she jumps too high for Nozomi to even try and catch. Akame's height advantage when on the air means she can quickly retaliate or strike at Nozomi with perfect timing, or simply move around and land back on the Keijo Platform with no issues.

 

 

 

 

 

 The Verdict

 

 Well, this is the "Sexiest" match up I ever done for my Who Would Win Series. But ironically, the rules do not involve Death, which means, nobody dies in this scenario since Keijo is not particularly a dangerous and bloodthirsty Sport. Which means, no matter who loses, they will fight another day :D!!!!

However, despite all this, I must say, this is kinda one sided in favor of Akame and for many reasons.

Firstly, it is already established that Akame has far greater Stats to even surpass the Berserker Mode that Nozomi possesses. Added that Akame is from a world where she is facing Danger Beasts, Teigu Wielders and armies of soldiers means she is naturally more physically capable than Nozomi, who's own world is much more closer to reality and is about a Non Lethal Sport that involves Butt and Boob Attacks....... Yeah, that pretty much cements Akame's Stats edge.

While Akame is not a Keijo Player, bear in mind that she is capable of adapting to Nozomi's Techniques thanks to her Combat Training. Infact, none of Nozomi's moves are capable of actually knocking Akame off balance to begin with. Back to Stats, if Wave's Grand Chariot Punch shown us that Akame can not only survive it but also endure multiple tree crashes, I am fairly certain that any and all of Nozomi's Attacks are going to do Jack against Akame's Durability. Making it almost impossible to even knock Akame out.

What about Speed? Well Akame is actually Massively Hypersonic. And this is without Little War Horn State, which Akame cannot use without Murasame. But that's fine, Akame's Base Form is fully capable of wonders. I mean, she achieved this....

After Images...... Yeah, while Nozomi has fought characters like Miyata Sayaka with that level of Speed, Akame not only is very fast, her reaction speed is still off the charts in this match up. Nanosecond Speed Reactions and Combat Speed is something that Nozomi simply cannot keep up against. And, while Akame achieved those Speeds with Murasame, it actually doesn't matter since her Brain is literally processing the situation and act on the fly. So really, this is a fight when a character literally shatters their opposition in terms of Speed alone, which is very useful in Keijo Rules.

At last, Akame's Jumping Techniques are a huge advantage over Nozomi. Who, while very good, cannot exactly do anything if Akame can just jump at over 40-50ft into the air and time her strikes perfectly on Nozomi, who really, cannot do anything aside from a Rising Dragon Beast Attack, though Akame can actually move while in the air so that is also nullified. 

In the end, I believe that Akame has what it takes to take out Nozomi Kaminashi in a Keijo match. With her stats and Combat Training, Akame simply has the right assets to pick up the win.

The Winner is Akame

The Next Special Edition Match Up will be......

Vs..................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shirley Fenette (Code Geass) vs George Hancock (Dead Rising)