Greetings and Welcome to another Special Edition blog when this time, I will do a different scenario when I do a stipulation styled match up that involves rules and specific factors.
Akame from Akame Ga Kill vs Nozomi Kaminashi from Keijo!
This blog is simple. No Murasame for Akame, No Killing Intents and Purposes, just a good sexy, Keijo Match of Epic Proportions.
So, without further ado, let's get this started!!!
The Rules of Keijo!
I like big Butts and I cannot lie!!!! XD!!! |
Keijo is a Water Sport with one of the most bizarre but hilarious rules in "Sports Entertainment"
Contestants are to enter a platform in the middle of a pool and, in order to win, they must defeat their opponents. But here is the catch, they can only use their "Boobs and Butts" in order to push them out via Ring out or a straight up Knock out....... Oh I am serious XD!!!!!!
Funny enough, despite it's silly concept, the Sport is very popular. It even inspired a Portugese Group that attempted to replicate the Sport, with safety liberties and no abilities..... Oh yes, Abilities do happen in Keijo. So, let's look at the abilities of both Akame and Nozomi that are relevant to Keijo
Akame
A highly skilled assassin, or should I say in this case "Ass Assin" XD!!!! Akame is actually an extremely well trained combatant. Though, to be clear, she has never quite have the resume of knocking out her opponents using her Boobs or Butt, infact, Akame is more known for one major factor in this fight: Stats
You would think this is actually a handicap for Akame, but no, Stats actually do matter in Keijo. You see, the more Durable you are, the less likely your getting forced out of the Ring and even get knocked down. So Akame's Feats for Durability include......
- Took a Punch from Wave's Grand Chariot, which sent her crashing against multiple trees. Akame only was briefly hurt and came back kicking ass :D!!!!
- Took a Kick from Esdeath, who can literally split a human skull with just a flick of her kick. Though Akame took a full on kick from Esdeath, meaning her skull is far thicker than a normal human being. Oh, and Akame even fell over 30ft to the ground with an impact force comparable to that of a wrecking ball
- Smacked in the head by Leone after comparing her weight difference. Leone can break through Steel Doors and Walls with a regular punch. A Smack may not sound impressive, but Leone did smack Akame pretty hard that caused a huge lump on her head
Well, serves Akame right for calling Leone "Fat" XD!!! |
- When in her Little War Horn State, Akame's Durability reaches greater heights, able to match Esdeath's Power for a moment.
So that's a General Rundown for Akame's Durability. What about Strength and Speed? Well, here is some very cool tricks by the adorable "Ass Sassin"
Speed
- Casually, even effortlessly dodges bullets
- Casually reacts to Massively Hyper sonic to Lightning level attacks
- Parries Esdeath's attacks. Esdeath is lighting level in terms of speed and has decapitated three danger beasts in nanoseconds
- Has sliced 3 guys in nanoseconds
- Reacted to Bols's flamethrower. Even Akame dodged the flamethrower at point blank range
- Sliced a group of Dr Stylish's cronies in seconds.
- Was in point blank range of Toby's mouth gun. Not only did Akame dodge it, she eventually destroyed Toby in the process due to having superior reflexes. Toby's body is armed with weapons
- Avoided Esdeath's lightning, which are actually faster than regular lightning. (Manga)
- Is so fast in combat she creates after images.
- Was chased by Wave and ran around The Capital, which is 200,000 squared kilometers, giving it a radius of 252 kilometers. Akame ran the majority of that distance in a short time span. (Manga)
- Can jump very far and high distances
- Blocked Ibara's attacks. Ibara attacks with elastic body parts and even uses his stomach to create tendrils.
Strength
- Kicked Headhunter Zanku that forced him to move backwards a couple of feet away
- Parries attacks from Zanku, Esdeath and Wave. Wave is strong enough to crack Tatsumi's Incursio 1 armor, which no sold a blast that destroyed multiple mountain plateaus.
- Has destroyed Zanku's weapons
- Can cut through pillars easily
- With a training sword, she has overpowered Tatsumi in a sparring contest.
- Punched through an augmented soldier's face and helmet
- Can cut through Esdeath's Ice while under the effects of the Perfector Pill (Manga)
- In the anime, Akame can cut through Esdeath's ice without the use of the Perfector Pill
As you can see, Akame's Stats are very good in that regard. In terms of Skills, well, Akame is one of the deadliest assassins in the world. Though again, she will not be given Murasame for this fight since Keijo never allows Weapons to the table. So that means, no One Cut Kills. Akame is using only her Boobs and Butt :D!!!
Now, onto Nozomi Kaminashi.
Cannot wait to show the world my boobs and butt! |
In terms of overall capabilities, Nozomi has a very, very interesting set of Power and Skills. For the sake of this match up. I will do a composite version of Keijo to demonstrate Nozomi's capabilities. Here is a Rundown of Physical Capabilities for the Sexy Keijo Champion.
- Can pretty much knock down multiple Keijo Players in a few hits using, well, her boobs and butt
- Her "Butt Cannon" is comparable with a speeding car's force. That's right, Nozomi's Butt Cannon can break your bones!!!!!!
- Can be comparable to the likes of Miyata Sayaka, who's Butt Gatling is, well.......
ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!!!!!!!!!......... Oh dear... Imagine Star Platinum doing this XD! |
Ok, ummmmmm, Butt Gatling is something to consider here because it's force is powerful enough to actually, I kid you not, knock you out in just 3 seconds........ Even kill you if your taking too much Butt Power..... Seriously, why is it that having Butt attacks are becoming more dangerous than firearms????? XD!!!!!
- In her "Super Form", Nozomi's Strength surpassed Maya, who at one point, pushed her back with, I assume is a Fart......... Ok, Time out for Strength. We know that Nozomi's Butt and Boobs are more powerful than a Car XD!!!!!
- Speed wise, oh my goodness, Nozomi can react to Faster than the Eye can Track Speeds from the likes of Maya, Miyata, Hanabi and Kotone. Kotone in particular can use her butt to summon a demonic entity known as "Cerberus" which also tracks down her opponent....... Damn is this getting out of control XD!!!!
- Can do this........
- Durability wise, Nozomi pretty much can scale to her own Strength Feats. One time, she can do a "Meteor Hip" move that did this....
- Took a blast from Shirayuki that sent her across a waterbed.
- Is vastly superior in terms of Raw Stats.
- Believe it or not, Akame's Combat Training actually can be a huge advantage over Nozomi considering that "Targeting Weak Points" is a mindset that can carry over to Keijo Rules.
- Despite not having Murasame, Akame's Athleticism is fully capable of handling Nozomi's versatile Move Set.
- Because Akame jumps at very high distances, Nozomi's Abilities are pretty much nulled to the point that once Akame lands, she can perfectly time her strike, or even land safely on the platform
- Not as Versatile with her Butt and Boobs
- Not as Experienced in terms of Keijo Rules.
- More Versatile Moveset
- More Experienced in terms of Keijo Rules
- Is pretty much outclassed in terms of Stats
- While Nozomi is more experienced in Keijo, Akame's Combat Training does actually counter this advantage since her mindset with "Targeting Weak Spots" is a valuable trait that can carry over into Keijo Rules.
- Is, I kid you not, not as athletic as Akame.
- Cannot exactly do anything to Akame once she jumps too high for Nozomi to even try and catch. Akame's height advantage when on the air means she can quickly retaliate or strike at Nozomi with perfect timing, or simply move around and land back on the Keijo Platform with no issues.
Well, this is the "Sexiest" match up I ever done for my Who Would Win Series. But ironically, the rules do not involve Death, which means, nobody dies in this scenario since Keijo is not particularly a dangerous and bloodthirsty Sport. Which means, no matter who loses, they will fight another day :D!!!!
The Winner is Akame |
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