Greetings and Welcome to another Edition of my Who Would Win Series and it is going to be Max Rockatansky from the Mad Max Franchise vs Aatami Korpi from the Film "Sisu".
This match up is actually quite straightforward, at least with regards to the characters themselves.
Max's Info is a bit complicated but thankfully, his Feats and Equipment are pretty much consistent throughout the films and games
Aatami's Info however is trivial. Only one movie..... That's that :D!!!!!
Stats, Equipment, Skills, Feats, The Fight.
Let's begin.
Max Rockatansky
In the not too distant future, A World War Event became a cataclysmic Nightmare. This caused massive shortages of Oil, and eventually, creating an Ecocide.
Turns out, Society collapsed and numerous gangs led by Barbaric Warlords rose to the occasion, often fighting for Precious Resources. Thus the world became "Post Apocalyptic"
In the Wasteland of Australia, one Family Man named Max Rockatansky was once a Pursuit Man in the MFP (Main Police Force), one of the very last remnants of Law in the Wasteland.
Max's time in the Wasteland involved key moments.
- Max watched his family get murdered by Toecutter and his Gang. And then Max Avenged his Family afterwards by defeating Toecutter and his Gang.
- Max helps out a Group of Survivors who have a huge stockpile of Fuel by fighting off Lord Humungus and his horde of crazies. Even went on a epic chase that became the stuff of Legend.
- Came to Bartertown to try and find Jedidiah, who stole his vehicle (Not the Interceptor btw), only to then get an opportunity of getting resupplied by the gorgeous Aunty Entity by doing a task.
- Fought in the Thunderdome, even though Max won against Blaster, he still didn't kill him which is quite honorable.......... until one of Aunty Entity's men finished off Blaster anyway and they punished Max for breaking a Deal by sending him back to the Wasteland....... which then took him to the far reaches of the Dune Sea and.......
Yep. Max meets up with Peter Pan's friends XD!!!! |
- Was wrongly identified as "Captain Walker" and was also wrongfully claimed to be the "Savior" by piloting a Boeing 747, which, well, is actually a crashed plane XD!!!!!
- Despite that, Max still helped out "Some of the Kids" by returning to Bartertown, Rescuing the Master and his Psychotic friend, and going on a "Train Chase", being pursued by Aunty Entity and her Gang that was both epic and hilarious at times. Eventually. All this led to Max taking the group to Jedidiah and his son, who actually had a working aeroplane. Max did not actually go with them but stayed back. Despite Max being completely defenseless at that point, Aunty Entity Spares his life for his Craftiness.
- In Mad Max Fury Road (Overrated but decent), Max was held hostage by Immortan Joe's Horde, went into a Sandstorm, was then helping out Immortan Joe's Wives, who are accompanied by Imperator Furiosa, who was trying to go back to her home....... and yet they came back to Immortan Joe's Citadel after they found nothing.......... Boring XD!!!!
- In the 2015 Video Game, Max helps out Chumbucket with his "Magnum Opus", certain Warlords for Certain Tasks, even helped out Hope and Glory, who at one time tried convince Max to be a part of their family..... Well, let's just say things do not end well.
That is a basic backdrop of Max's Backstory. Let's Look at the Road Warrior's Capabilities
Physical Stats
It goes without saying but Max is probably one of the very few characters of my Series that is perfectly human in all regards. However, he does have noteworthy feats that make him extremely tough.
Strength
- Is strong enough to kick down doors with his "Good Leg"
- Can hold a full Canister of Fuel with one arm and throw it at over 40ft
- Held 4 Full Canisters of Fuel on his Shoulders for hours. Didn't even show signs of exhaustion
- Can break Metal Shields with his Fists alone
- Can damage Scabrous Scrotus with his Fists, the same guy who took explosions to the face and walk out. That is around house level in terms of power
- Pulled 4 kids on a rope out of Quicksand. Sadly, a fifth child perished. But, this meant Max is strong enough to pull out people from Quicksand, which is strong enough to pull down cars and other vehicles
- Can roll out of incoming Cars. Some of which go at 220kmph
- Avoided Gunfire
- Reasonably scales to a Furiosa feat, when she shot down a speeding motorcyclist. Max also did an identical feat with his Pistol in the same scene.
- With the Magnum Opus, Max and avoid point blank hazard such as Flame Vents. Going as far as to be very close to Faster than the Eye can track speeds. Just around Speeding Race Car Level and beyond :D
- Has shot down Speeding Cars with his Boom Stick, which again, go at over 220kmph. However, Max also shot down Boosted Cars, which triple that speed to over 660kmph.
- Grabbed a Python before it bit him, which can attack at 55 milliseconds
Durability
- Survived Car Crashes
- Was shot in the Leg that left him permanently crippled. Although, Max does eventually get a knee brace to restore his movement.
- Had his hand crushed by one of Immortan Joe's Vehicles. This potentially can break bones but Max's hand was surprisingly fine afterwards
- Took chainsaw strikes from Scabrous Scrotus.
- Can reasonably scale to Scabrous Scrotus' Explosion feat. This is even without the Interceptor and Magnum Opus.
- Was Burned alive but still kicking. Eventually, the Flames go off. Haha!!!
- Took Thunderpoon Explosions, which can destroy a Car in a single blast. Max is Car Level in terms of Durability!!!!
The Interceptor
The Interceptor is Max's Iconic Car...... Which is also ironic considering he actually loses the Interceptor Multiple Times and even outright never drives it again until the final moments of the films and the game.
That said, it is still a Car worth mentioning, since it is outfitted with a V8 Engine that puts it's speed at over 220kmph.
The Car itself is still Durable enough to take a few Explosions, but it is ultimately destroyed during the events of Mad Max 2. Still, its a cool looking Car :D!!!!
Magnum Opus
The Magnum Opus is Max's Best Car by leaps and bounds. Although Max needs Chumbucket around for most of it's capabilities, it is still a viable vehicle in a random encounter for many reasons. It is also completely customizable that it might as well be a Role Playing character itself. It can be outfitted with
- Armor
- Spike Wheels for Damaging Vehicles on the Side of the Car
- V6 and V8 Engines
- Boosters that Amplify Speed to be Three Times Faster
- Thunderpoons (Thundersticks) for Explosive Results
- A Sniper Rifle for Long Range Sniping
- Ramming Hoods for Increased Collision Damage
- Harpoon to pull foes and huge steel buildings and gates.
- A Trunk for Storing Fuel Canisters
- Burners on the Sides to burn foes whenever they are beside the Magnum Opus. Ideal for creating crispy chicken XD!!!
- Hood Ornaments that give Stat Boosts. But nothing extremely overwhelming
Though to be clear, Shivs are actually more of a Finisher than anything else, but when Max uses them, he does so with lethal results. Always resulting in massive Damage or outright Death. Max can carry 5 Shivs at once. Max can carry 5 Shivs at Most.
- Has officially, and cleanly, and epically...... defeated Toecutter and his Gang
- Defeated Lord Humungus and his Gang in the Chase Scene in Mad Max 2 The Road Warrior
- Outsmarted Aunty Entity to the point that Max eventually rescued the Master, His Psychotic Friend, and Kids from her grasp
- Helped Furiosa and her fellow friends outsmart and defeat Immortan Joe and his Army.
- Helped people around the Wasteland multiple Times, often ending in ambigious endings or outright sad moments. Ahhhh Hope and Glory..... What a Sad moment :(
- Defeated Scabrous Scrotus, Immortan Joe's Son, not once, not twice, but three times!!!!
- Won Multiple Death Races. (Seriously, those are super fun :D)
- Got his Interceptor Back in Fury Road and the Game..... Only for it to be destroyed in Mad Max 2.
- Portrayed by Mel Gibson and Tom Hardy in the films (Mel Gibson IS Max :D)
- Mad Max as a Series is a masterpiece (Minus Fury Road, I did not really like that movie but every other film is fantastic)
- The Mad Max Video Game, released in 2015, is absolutely awesome :D!!!
- Inspired Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star, who went on to Inspire the likes of Guts from Berserk and even JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
- Let's be real, without Mad Max, we would probably never have iconic video games such as Fallout, Borderlands, Wasteland, Rage.
- And, Without Mad Max, there probably would never be certain aspects in other films such as the Post Apocalyptic War in The Terminator Series (James Cameron himself even said this), and Old Man Logan's Story from the X-Men Comics.
- Overall, Mad Max as a Series is one of the most influential work of art in history of media. You would think other series left a lasting impact, but Mad Max truly redefined Pop Culture in ways you probably would not know until now :D
As Stated from the beginning, Max is pretty much Human. Infact, he is one of the very few characters in fiction that has Permanent Damage to his own body across his own series. His Leg is permanently damaged, which caused a limp on Max's Leg for Eternity. Max also suffered eye damage in Mad Max 2, which hindered his sight permanently.
The Road Warrior is on your side........ Remember that :D!!!
Hah..... Hah.... If only it was that easy.
Eventually, Aatami reached the Bank and Wala, became a millionaire Overnight.
- Held two or three dead Nazi's on his Back and Sprinted over a hill while taking Machine Gun Fire from a Tank. That's Right, we already established Aatami as borderline Superhuman XD!!! And this is also more badass as we go later on with Durability
- Able to Pierce the Plating of a German Plane. Oh, did I mention that Aatami was hanging onto the Plane with no Harness whatsoever? Yep :D!!! He literally was doing this
What???? He did this while the Plane was Airborne? |
- Threw A Mine at a Nazi Soldier at over 40ft and caused an explosion on Contact
- Can Carry over 12 Firearms at once. But, he is also carrying Gold Nuggets and his backpack full of items as well.
- Stabbed a Nazi Soldier through the Skull with his Combat Knife.
- Outran Gunfire, even avoided Well Aimed Gunfire outright
- Was able to go under a Transport Truck without being seen, while crouched. And the Truck was moving forward and was followed by another group of Nazis not far from sight.
- Has......... Caught the German Plane taking off with his Pickaxe..............
If this is not going to make anyone think that Aatami is a legit Badass, I don't think anything wil- (There is more coming up) Oh...... XD!!!!
- Has Killed A Nazi Soldier at Faster than the Eye Can Track Speed. The Same Soldier who was stabbed through the Head with the Combat Knife
What???? |
- Has Survived Gunfire. One of which had a Sniper Rifle hit Aatami in the Leg. But, he still ran away at full speed!!!!!!!! Oh right, this also involved the Strength Feat when he was carrying two or three Nazi Soldiers and was defending himself from Machine Gun Fire from a Tank. Badass :D
- Has, I kid you not, ignited himself on Fire so the Dogs lose his scent. Yes, Aatami, burned himself after being coated by Fuel from a Transport Truck and using a Match Stick.......... Legendary :D!!
- Survived getting hanged for Minutes....... Even had to use an open wound to actually stick himself to a rusty rebar that was attached to the hangman's Post............ Aatami survived getting hanged?????? What?????
- Took 16 lashes from Bruno Helldorf's Strikes from a Harness Clip. The Same Lashes that can cause lacerations.
- Can swim underwater for minutes before needing to breathe. However, as we get into later on, Aatami did do a notable moment that prolonged his time underwater.
- Survived a Mine blast. Unfortunately, his horse did not :(
- Survived a Dynamite Explosion point blank, the same Dynamite that was attached to his dog. Thankfully, Both Aatami and the Dog Survived. Infact, the Dog wasn't even injured at all.
Aatami Korpi, already, one of the most legendary characters of all time :D!!! And I haven't finished his info yet XD!!!
- Has Officially, and Cleanly, Defeated Bruno Helldorf by strapping his Harness to a Bomb and then pressed the release button to send Helldorf to his death in a explosion.
- Killed 90% of the Nazis in the movie. 4% were killed by the Female Prisoners and 1% just ran away from Aatami because of his reputation as "Koshchei"
- Stated to have killed a Hundred, if not Three Hundred Soviet Soldiers in his lifetime
- The Fact he caught a German Plane on Take Off and Latch onto it with just a Pickaxe is just timeless. One of the most Epic Feats of all time
- Killed Two Nazis while underwater, even had to suck out their Air bubbles to stay in water longer....... by sucking them from their own organs!!!
- Survived getting hanged far longer than a regular human would, even outright survive the whole ordeal!!!
- That Plane Crash Feat...... City Block Level....... Nothing happened....... Aatami Potentially Town Level? haha!!!!
- Finally took his gold to the Bank :D!!
- Portrayed by Jorma Tommila
- Sisu is a masterpiece. One of the best movies ever :D
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