Wednesday, January 25, 2023

The Ultimate Eating Contest!!!!!

 




Food........ Drinks........ The Table....... A Large Appetite. 



There comes a time when Eating is important. You must eat to Survive...... Or bragging Rights!!!!



In this Blog. There will be 30 Participants in a 5 Course Meal Competition!!!!!! The participants of this Epic Contest are......




Akame vs

 Luffy vs 

Goku vs 

Homer vs 

Beerus vs 

Whis vs 

The Fish Tucker Man vs 

The One who loves Chicken vs 

 George Hancock vs 

Kirby vs 

Trudy vs 

Shirley vs 

Momo vs 

 Grandmaster vs 

Natsu vs 

 Gray vs 

Donkey Kong vs 

 Knuckles vs 

Sonic vs 

Majin Buu vs 

Zerg Devourer vs 

Abathur vs 

Dehaka vs 

Chewbacca vs 

Rexy vs 

Godzilla vs 

Denji vs 

Yuji Itadori vs 

Vegeta vs 

Leone

 

(Sorry for Lack of Images, some of the participants do not have their own images such as Fish Tucker Man. So your gonna have to rely on mainly text as of now XD!!! Enjoy!!!)

 

 

And, we shall present our Chefs for this Special Occasion!!!!!!

 

 

 1. Yoshika Miyafuji

2. Susanoo  (Akame Ga Kill)

3. Miranda

 4. Cookie Monster

 5. Mr Bean 

6. Sanji

 7. Firebat (Starcraft)

 8. Sadako Shimohara (Brave Witches)

 9. Claptrap 

10. The Mysterious Guest?????



So. The Rules are simple. 5 meals...... No Research, Eat Everything in the Table.... Ready...... GO!!!!!!




The Contest Prologue      

 

 

Beerus: Apparently this is a contest to determine who will eat the most food. I will crush them all!!!

 

Whis: Now now Beerus, you do realize that your overconfidence will be your downfa-

 

(Just as Whis was about to finish his sentence, Fish Tucker Man barges into the Room)  

 

 

Fish Tucker: IT IS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GET READY FOR A DIVE INTO THE DINNER SHOW!!!!!!

 

Luffy: Not so fast, Fishy Boy!!!!

 

Akame: What a bunch of losers, nobody is gonna beat me!!!

 

Esdeath: I don't know, your no match for my power!!!!!

 

Akame: I literally kicked your ass in a fight, your gonna lose against me a second time Esdeath

 

Denji: I cannot wait to eat all this food and then touch a girls boobies!!!!

 

Yuji: Seriously? Where are the remaining fingers of Sakuna? Oh, right, if I win this, I finally eat the remaining fingers as a prize right?

 

Leone: Hahahahahh!!!! No way!!!!! Where's my Cold Sake?????

 

Grandmaster: Well, I cannot wait to finish this contest and be happy with the afterparty when I win!!!!

 

Homer: Ooooooooh!!!!!! When can I have more Donuts? 

 

Natsu: Ahhh!!!! This ought to be fun!!!!

 

Gray: I hope the food will be cool enoug- (Sees Esdeath across the room) WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Esdeath: Oh hello, I thought your dead though. 

 

Gray: I remember you, Icy Bitch, you invaded Fiore!!!!!!

 

Esdeath: I remember you, your so weak!!!!!! 

 

Gray: You want to see-

 

(As soon as Gray Spoke..........)

 

Godzilla: KROOOOOOINK!!!!!!!

 

Everyone: What on earth is that!!!!?????

 

(Godzilla crashes the roof of the building and immediately steps on one of the Participants..... It was....)

 

Everyone: George Hancock!!!!!!!!!


Grandmaster: Well, there goes the Epic Fail XD!!!!! 

 

Leone: Hahahah!!!! I Tell you what!!!! 


Speaker: George Hancock has been eliminated!!!!!!!


Dehaka: I will eat him. I will grow Stronger. Stronger than before......


(Dehaka eats George Hancock's Pancake thin Corpse)


Abathur: Organism George Hancock is now nothing. Must adapt. Move On.

 

(Meanwhile, 5 minutes later)    

 

Sonic: Here we are Knuckles!!!! Time for a Chili Dog!!!

 

Knuckles: Oooooh food!!!! I cannot wait to eat all of this!!!!!

 

Donkey Kong: It is time!!!!!!!! Cool Bananas Time!!!!

 

Majiin Buu: Ahhhhhhh I cannot wait to win this and eat everyone else!!!!! 


Goku: I will eat all of this food. No matter what it takes!!!!


Vegeta: Kakarot!!!!!! Your never gonna outmatch me in a Eating Contest!!!!!!


Goku: We Shall see how well you go, after I beat you!!!!!


Trudy: Well, I cannot wait to eat as much food as I can, I had a rough time against the Neuroi already


Shirley: Tell me about it!!!!! But I will still beat you!!!


Kirby: HI!!!!!!!!


The One who Loves Chicken: Chicken..... Chicken........ CHICKEN!!!!!!!


(As everyone sits on the table....... with Godzilla's Head only at the roof.......)         




Rexy: GRRRRAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Chewbacca: GRRRR!!!!!!!




And now..... The First Meal is.......

 

 

Pizza!!!!!!

 

Almost Everyone: Oooooh yes!!!!!!!!!


Dehaka: Well, this tasted horrible. I am out of here... ELIMINATED!!!!!!!


Abathur: Food, weird taste, eating more........ Consuming....... Poor Quality. Not Worth it. ELIMINATED!!!!!


The One Who Loves Chicken: Chicken....... (Sad tone) Chicken........ (Leaves the room)

 

 Beerus: Looks Like I clearly have this


(Sees Kirby take one of his own Pizza Slices)


Beerus:
HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY FOOD!!!!! DON'T DO THAT AGAIN OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!


(Kirby Begins to Cry from fear)


Grandmaster: Well, it is time for another round? I am finished with my four pizza plates :D!!!!


Goku: Nice effort buddy, but I had 20 Pizza Plates already!!!! Good Try though!!!


Grandmaster: I didn't say 4 "Dish Plates" I mean four "10 km" long plates!!!


(Grandmaster shows Goku the four 10 km long empty Pizza Plates)

  

 

Goku: You want to bring it on? You got it!!!

 

Grandmaster: Give me your best shot Goku, I cannot wait for this!!!!!!!!

 

(Grandmaster and Goku have a friendly, funny stare down)

 

From the other side.....

 

 

Akame: This was a breeze    

 

Esdeath: A Breeze? This is nothing

 

Gray: Oh shut up you!!!!!!         

 

 Natsu: Ahhhh!!!! This is gonna be eas-

 

(As soon as Natsu attempted to finish his food. The Table is suddenly moving.... Natsu immediately becomes too sick to continue. ELIMINATED!!!!!!!)        

 

 Zerg Devourer: Grrr!!!!!

 

Homer: This Pizza certainly tasted great!!! Give me another meal please!!!!

 

 Leone: Well, I hope I can keep up with the Grandmaster. It's gonna be a real clash if I can rival him til the end!!!



The Eliminated List for Round 1.

 

  1. Dehaka
  2. Abathur
  3. Natsu
  4. The One Who Loves Chicken 
  5. George Hancock 

 

 

25 Participants Remaining!!!!! 

 

 

 The Next Meal is........


FRIED RICE!!!!!


Grandmaster and Goku: OHHHH YES!!!!!!! (Both pass)

 

Momo: That's it, I cannot take anymore!!!! ELIMINATED!!!!!

 

Leone: Ahhhhh, Much Better (Pass)

 

Akame: Another Breeze (Pass)

 

Esdeath: Right there!!!! (Pass)

 

Gray: God Damn it, you just don't know when to qui- 

 

(As soon as Gray attempted to finish, Esdeath stabs through his mouth with her Rapier)

 

Esdeath: Eat this weakling

 

(Gray suddenly falls onto his own bowl, lifeless..... ELIMINATED!!!!)           

 

Homer: Ahhhhh, Filling!!! (Pass)

 

Vegeta: I wonder if I can take this bowl.....

 

(Turns out, it was Beerus' extra bowl)

 

Beerus: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ATTEMPT TO STEAL MY FOOD!!!!!! GO TO HELL!!!!!

 

(Vegeta, now terrified, leaves the table...... ELIMINATED!!!!!!!)     


Fish Tucker: Well, that was funny..... (Pass)



 Donkey Kong: No Bananas in this contest? I am out of here ELIMINATED!!!!!

 

Luffy: More please!!! (Pass) 

 

 

The Eliminated List of Round 2

 

  1. Momo
  2. Gray
  3. Vegeta
  4. Donkey Kong
  5. Zerg Devourer (After getting eaten accidentally by Godzilla, who was trying to eat a building sized Fried Rice Bowl, which The Zerg Devourer accidentally got stuck underneath the rice XD!!!!)
  6. Majiin Buu, Was trying to take a bite of Grandmaster's Own Rice, only to actually turn into stone the moment he touched it. 

 

 

 

 

The Next Meal will be.......

 

SEAFOOD!!!!!


 

 

 

 

Grandmaster: I already won this now (Pass)

 Leone: Don't get too confident Grandmaster!!!! (Pass)

Goku: Well, now the game begins!!! (Pass)

Akame: Is this a Joke? I think I got this (Pass)

Esdeath: Gotta keep going!!!! (Pass)

Beerus: I swear, if anyone tries to-

(Godzilla attempts to eat all of Beerus' Seafood)

 

Beerus: YOU GOD DAMN MONSTER!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD DI-

 

(Unfortunately, Godzilla Also Ate Beerus at the same time..... ELIMINATED!!!!!!)

 

Whis: Oooooh my that was a-

 

(Suddenly..... Beerus returns to the table)

 

 Godzilla: GROOOOINK!!!!!!

 

 

(Beerus is not eliminated? Oh, he escaped Godzilla's Mouth!!!!)      


Beerus: That's it Big Lizard........ You and I in a Special Round afte


Yoshika: Excuse me sir, you are disqualified


Beerus: What????


Yoshika: Yeah, you cannot return from being eliminated after being eaten by the King of the Monsters. 


Beerus: What???? I thought I can 


Grandmaster: Ok, let's give him a chance here (Grandmaster rewinds the time until right before Godzilla ate Beerus' Seafood)


Beerus: Oh, what happened?


Grandmaster: I used my limitless power to give you one more shot at this. Just don't lose your temper again.


Beerus: When this is over, I want you to teach me how to do that!!!


Grandmaster: Only I can do it. You will thank me later after I beat you anyway hahahahahahh


Beerus: We shall see..... Grandmaster!!!

 

 

Shirley: Too full. That's my fill!!! ELIMINATED!!!


Trudy: Might as well, I had enough for one day.... ELIMINATED!!!!!


Sonic: Let's finish this!!! (Pass)


Knuckles: Oh yeah!!!!! (Pass)


Fish Tucker: hehehehehe, a Breeze (Pass)



Eliminated List for Round 3       

 

  1. Shirley
  2. Trudy
  3. Chewbacca, After vomiting for 2 hours straight.
  4. Yuji. gave up after losing interest when there was not a single Sakuna Finger
  5. Denji: Well..... he did just touch Akame's Boobs and was too happy to finish his meal XD!!!!

  

Akame: Yeah........ that was weird........

 

 

 

The Next Meal, or Desert, is......    

 

 

 

 

Ice Cream!!!!!!


 

 

Grandmaster: Yes!!!! (Pass)

Goku: Not a problem (Pass)

Leone: Oooooh this is Nice!!!! (Pass)

Esdeath: Perfection!!!! (Pass)

Akame: Too Easy (Pass)

Luffy: Done!!!! (Pass)

Homer: What a great treat :D!!!!! (Pass)

Godzilla: GROINK!!!!!! (Pass)

Rexy: GRRRRAAAAWWWWWW!!!! (Pass)

Beerus: Finally!!!!


(Sonic and Knuckles attempt to steal Beerus' Ice Cream)     


Beerus: THAT'S IT!!!!!! 


Sonic: Your too slow!!!!!


(Beerus finally leaves his chair and chases Sonic out of the room. Both are Eliminated)

 

Knuckles: Hey uhhhh, What about me?


Susanoo: Just sit down You might love the next Meal

 

Knuckles: Uhhh  ok (Pass)



Eliminated List for Round 4                 

 

  1. Beerus (For real)
  2. Sonic

 

 

 

 

The Next Meal.... Or Should I say, "Desert" Is........

 

 

 

DONUTS!!!!

   

Grandmaster: Donuts!!!!!!!! (Pass)

Esdeath: Ugh....... I think I can stop here now....... Thanks for the Contest. ELIMINATED!!!!! 


Goku: I gotta work out now, Thanks for the Contest!!!! ELIMINATED!!!!!


Akame: More Please!!!! (Pass)


Whis: Well, I gotta see how Beerus is going. Farewell!!!! ELIMINATED!!!!!


Leone: Yep, My Time.... IS NOT NOW!!! (Pass)


Homer: Ooooh donuts!!!!


Yoshika: So Homer, you love Donuts hey?


Homer: Yeah


Yoshika: Well then, HAVE ALL THE DONUTS IN THE WORLD!!!!


 

 


 

 Homer: More.... More.... More!!!

 

Yoshika: I just don't get it, everyone only ate 5 donuts while he ate an infinite amount 

 

 

(Homer Passes BIG TIME!!!! )       

 

 

Luffy: More!!!!! More!!!!! (Pass)

 

 

Eliminated List for Round 5

 

  1. Goku
  2. Esdeath
  3. Whis  
 
 
 
 
The Final Contestants are....
 
  1. Grandmaster
  2. Leone
  3. Akame
  4. Fish Tucker
  5. Homer
  6. Luffy
  7. Knuckles
  8. Rexy
  9. Godzilla 
  10. Kirby 






Well, the Sudden Death Challenge Begins.... But, This time, The Mysterious Chef will be Revealed first and Foremost...... Who is............
       







MR POTATO HEAD!!!!!   
 
 
 
Mr Potato Head:Thank you for having me here. Now. The most obvious thing to remem-
 
 
 
(As soon as Potato Head was about to finish his sentence, Godzilla gobbles him up in one bite)
 
 
 
Yoshika: Well, that was wasted XD!!!!!


Susanoo: Might as well reveal the Sudden Death Meal?

Cookie Monster: Too bad its not Cookies

Miranda: Well, I prepared for a special 1 in a million dish here!!!

Sadako: Let's do this!!!!

Mr Bean: ........ Guurrrr?

Sanji: This Dish will be perfect!

Firebat: Need a Light? Want to Turn up the heat? You Got it!!!!

Claptrap: I will make this dish so amazing, that everyone will love Claptrap!!




The Final Meal for the Contest is.......
 
 
Sugar Cubes?????

 
But not just any Sugar Cubes...... 




Red Chilli????? What is this?


  
 
And Finally........
 
 
 
COLD SAKE!!!

 


Grandmaster: Well...... I think I might have reached my limit here........

Akame: Too much......

Homer: Ughhhh..... Cannot take more ELIMINATED!!!!!


Godzilla: GROINK!!!!!!........ (Sadly gives up after the intense Chili Overpowered his Radioactive Tongue). ELIMINATED!!!

Rexy: GRAWWWWW....... (Moves out of the table and leaves the room) ELIMINATED!!!

Kirby: Bye!!!! ELIMINATED!!!!


Knuckles: Damn, that is too much for me ELIMINATED!!!!

Luffy: Gotta reach out...........

Fish Tucker: Yes......... Yes........ No..... ELIMINATED!!!!!


Leone: Haha!!!!! I got this!!!!!! 





A Clash between.....
 
Grandmaster vs Akame vs Leone vs Luffy.........
 
 
 
I guess we will do one more Meal for them four....... The Ultimate, Impossible Meal is......
 
 
 
 
Leedsicthys. The Biggest Fish that ever existed......

 


 
 
Grandmaster: I... did it..........
 
Akame: This.... Was filling..... Now I can Stop........
 
Luffy: I lost........ Farewell...... ELIMINATED
 
Leone: hahahaha!!!!! I got this (Pass!!!!!!)
 
 
 
 
 
What? This is never ending. Grandmaster vs Akame vs Leone???? They went through everything!!!!! Well..... How about this!!!! 
 
 
The Blue Whale. The Biggest Animal Alive.

 
 
Grandmaster: The Way of the Future..... I wanted to win this....... Congratulations.........
 
Akame: I am done for...... ELIMINATED!!!
 
Leone: Damn....... This is too much......... But, Here it goes!!!!
 
 
 
(Leone finally eats the very last Whale Flesh. Grandmaster....... Falls back.... Eliminated!!!!!!!) 
 
 
 
 And the Winner of the Eating Contest is......
 
 
 
Leone!!!! The Sexy One!!!!!

 
 
 
 
 
Leone: I gotta say, Grandmaster and Akame sure did put up a fight, but, I am the real master of eating. After all, I am a "Animalistic" Girl right? XD!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And So, the Announcement of Season 7's Premiere Match up for Who Would Win is.......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Utahraptor vs The Terror Bird